I'm a Grandma!!

Yep!  I'm a grandma! 


Bree had him on September 8th and I was there for the whole (gross!) thing!  I was the first voice he heard when he popped his little head out! His name is Brandon LaVaughn Mars.
And she has her own place now AND works two jobs AND bought herself a car!  I'm so proud of her!  We have come a LONG way!

You HAVE to read this VIRUS WARNING!

Good info to know:
I know it's not easy to read but it's important that you try!  Click on it and it will get bigger.  I personally use Google Chrome - I love it - I feel very safe using it BUT I'm happy to know about this!

 Now that I have your attention, how's about a little chuckle?

What?!  What did I do?

 This next one is actually an aerial shot of a dog!

Me and my daughter Bree and my fiance Lamont

It's All About ATTITUDE

You Have Your Attitude to Smile About

Things may or may not be going well in your life, but you always take time to smile a little. You know it's important to keep looking up and looking toward the future. Optimism always wins out. You're the one person always eager to see a silver lining in dark clouds. It's important that you feel hopeful. No matter whether you're having a good day or bad day, you keep smiling. A smile makes everything better!

What Do You Have To Smile About?

Blogthings: We're Not Shrinks, But We Play Them On the Internet

Everything Happens for a Reason!

Here's How I Feel Lately...

and

Two Years Clean!

So, have you digested the fact that the "Geni" you THOUGHT you knew had some serious issues?

Not only had I suffered a major traumatic event (my husband being murdered)

AND not only had I been suffering and was being treated for "clinical depression" (with Zoloft and Xanax and Valium)

AND not only had I been diagnosed with a brain tumor that was "too big to ignore and too little to operate on"

AND not only had I just adopted a "troubled" teenager (who had been abused and mistreated in the foster care system for years) and was in and out of juvenile court

BUT I had gotten addicted to drugs!

Only by the grace of God almighty have I survived and thrived!

I'm happy, holy, and healthy (even if I am a little too "hippy"- hahaha) now.

March 2nd will mark TWO YEARS CLEAN!

On a Serious Note...

I am a recovering addict.

For 18 years I was a drug addict. Most of you don't know that and had no idea. Or maybe you did.

I was "missing in action" for about 2 years - I was in treatment. I am good now. I have a lot to tell. If you want to know...

I will tell more in the next few posts...although I dwell more now on the positive than on the negative.

I have a new purpose.

I'm not trying to glorify my past. Instead I hope to help another.

If you want to know where I've been just ask me.

Adult Humor

Little John attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs, rump, and chest. After a few minutes, John asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?"His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.John, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom."

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Two friends meet in the office of one of them, a notorious techo-geek. "Hey, bud, how are ya?" "I'm good. Congratulations, that new secretary of yours is beautiful!" "Well, I'm glad you like her. Believe it or not, she's a robot! "No way, how could that be?" "Way! She's the latest model from Japan. Lemme tell you how she works. If you squeeze her left tit, she takes dictation. If you squeeze her right tit, she types a letter. And that's not all, she can have sex, too!" "Holy shit! You're kidding, right?" "No, she's something, huh? Tell you what, you can even borrow her" So, his friend takes her into the restroom and is in there with her for a while. Suddenly, he hears him screaming "Eeeeyaaaaa! Heeelp" Ooooooh! Aaaaaaah! Eeeeeeeeeeeaaargghhhh!"
The guy says, "Shit! I forgot to tell him her ass is a pencil sharpener!"

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A man wanted a hundred dollar bill tatooed to his penis. So he goes to a Tattoo Shop and makes the request. The Tattoo designer tells him that it would cost him $1000.00 to do the special bizarre request. The guy thinks for a while and decides that its a fair price. The designer starts the tattoo-ing and in the middle of the job asks the man, "Why are you doing this?" The man replies, "That's personal." With that, the designer continues to do the tattoo. The designer is stillIntrigued by such a bizarre request, so he tells the customer, "I'll waive the $1000.00 if you tell me why you are doing this." The man thinks again and replies, "Okay, that's reasonable." The man continues, "There are three reasons, first I like to play with money, second I like to watch money grow, and third and the most important, if my wife wants to blow a hundred, well, she can do it right at home."

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A waitress walking to a table in a restaurant sees 4 foreign businessmen, furiously jerking off. She takes their orders and before walking back she asks the businessmen: "gentlemen, may I ask you, why are you so frantically jerking off? "The businessmen reply: "menu says: first come first served”

A Safe Word Game

I found a really cool word game - you use the letters they give you to make words. I'm addicted to it!

Just click on Donald Duck - he'll take you there!