Thanks to Janice for yet another hilarious email!
- WOMEN’S DRINKS
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance, down to earth.
Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying - a pain in the ass.
Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.
Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, refined, high maintenance, very picky, knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink!
Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative, classy, sophisticated yet giggles.
Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with my friends.
Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Loose and easy, thinks she is classy and sophisticated - actually has NO clue.
Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is - should be an easy target.
Personality: Likes to hang with pals and get totally drunk... And naked.
Approach: Easiest hit in the place. You have been blessed - nothing to do but wait!
No explanations required - everyone KNOWS what will happen.
- MEN’S DRINKS:
Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
Wine: He hopes that wine will give him a sophisticated image and get him laid.
Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything except getting laid.
Tequila: He thinks he has a chance with the waitress of getting laid.
White Zinfandel: He's gay.