Sunday, September 20, 2009

You can tell a Lot about a Person by What They Drink

YOU ARE WHAT YOU DRINK

Thanks to Janice for yet another hilarious email!


  • WOMEN’S DRINKS
Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance, down to earth.
Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying - a pain in the ass.
Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.

Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, refined, high maintenance, very picky, knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink!

Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative, classy, sophisticated yet giggles.
Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with my friends.

Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Loose and easy, thinks she is classy and sophisticated - actually has NO clue.
Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is - should be an easy target.

Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with pals and get totally drunk... And naked.
Approach: Easiest hit in the place. You have been blessed - nothing to do but wait!

Drink: Tequila
No explanations required - everyone KNOWS what will happen.

  • MEN’S DRINKS:
Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.

Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Wine: He hopes that wine will give him a sophisticated image and get him laid.

Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything except getting laid.

Tequila: He thinks he has a chance with the waitress of getting laid.

White Zinfandel: He's gay.



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