Saturday, April 4, 2009

Hard to Narrow it Down - Isn't it?!

I was just thinking (I've got way too much time on my hands, don't I?)

...Which would be worse:
  • Finding out at the end of the day that you've been walking around with the back of your skirt stuck in the waistband of your underwear or finding out that you have a giant hole in them
  • Attending an important meeting with a booger in your mustache or during a sudden burst of laughter sending that booger flying across the table
  • While giving your graduation speech, you get the hiccups or you let loose a horrendously loud fart
  • Being stranded on a desert island with Tinker Bell or with Shrek
  • Messing up the home cooked dinner for the perfect guy or making a perfect dinner for a big jerk
  • Never being able to drive again or never being able to walk again
  • Having blurred vision constantly or having slurred (or a lisp or any otherwise impaired) speech
  • Getting poked in the forehead for eternity or having someone step on the backs of your shoes for as long
  • Having your heels rammed with a shopping cart or having to use a shopping cart with 3 good wheels and 1 crooked one
  • Having to talk like Mike Tyson for the rest of your life or having to fight him
  • A roach stuck in your toothbrush or a grass snake inside your pillowcase
  • On a long flight, the guy next to you is snoring or the baby next to you is crying

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