Monday, August 4, 2008

Have you seen this weird creature yet?

What in the HELL is this thing?

This is an actual monster, some sort of rodent-like creature with a dinosaur beak. A tipster says that there is "a government animal testing facility very close by in Long Island," but unless the government is trying to design horrible Montauk monsters that will eat IEDs and fart fire at bad Iraqis, we're not sure why they would create such an unthinkable beast. Our guess is that it's viral marketing for something.

The next link is hilarious to me - there's always gotta be someone who likes being the "party pooper!"
This discovery, if that's what it is, is all the buzz on the Internet. If you haven't heard, you weren't supposed to know!

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