Wednesday, January 16, 2008

I NEEDED these! How 'bout you?


Q: Why doesn't a chicken wear pants?
A: Because his pecker is on his head!
  • Q. What does a guy and a car have in common?
  • A. They both have the ability to misfire.
Q. What did one saggy booby say to the other saggy booby?
A. If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!


Q. Why don’t blind men skydive?
A. Because it scares the sh** out of the dog
  • There are 2 cowboys in the kitchen. Which one is the real cowboy?
  • The one on the range.
Q. Where do you find a one legged dog?
A. Where you left it!
  • What is the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?
  • Acne usually comes on a boy’s face after he turns 12!
What's the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic = using a feather
Kinky = using the whole chicken
  • If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is it naked or homeless?
What is invisible and smells like carrots?
Rabbit farts.
  • What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
  • Juan on Juan.
Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Coz they’ve got big fingers!

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