A: Because his pecker is on his head!
- Q. What does a guy and a car have in common?
- A. They both have the ability to misfire.
A. If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!
Q. Why don’t blind men skydive?
A. Because it scares the sh** out of the dog
- There are 2 cowboys in the kitchen. Which one is the real cowboy?
- The one on the range.
A. Where you left it!
- What is the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?
- Acne usually comes on a boy’s face after he turns 12!
Erotic = using a feather
Kinky = using the whole chicken
- If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is it naked or homeless?
- What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
- Juan on Juan.
Coz they’ve got big fingers!