Thursday, December 6, 2007

One of my absolute favorite jokes

Three Women were at a spa, sitting naked in a sauna...
One German, one Japanese & a hillbilly.

Suddenly there was a beeping sound.

The German pressed her forearm & the beep stopped.

The others looked at her questioningly. "That was my pager",she said "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.

"A few minutes later, a phone rang. The Japanese woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished, she explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."

The hillbilly woman felt decidedly low tech. Not to be outdone, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna & went to the bathroom.

She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her butt. The others raised their eyebrows & stared at her.

The hillbilly woman finally said, "Well, will you look at that!
I'm gettin' a fax."

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