The German pressed her forearm & the beep stopped.
The others looked at her questioningly. "That was my pager",she said "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.
The hillbilly woman felt decidedly low tech. Not to be outdone, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna & went to the bathroom.
She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her butt. The others raised their eyebrows & stared at her.
The hillbilly woman finally said, "Well, will you look at that! I'm gettin' a fax."