Monday, December 17, 2007

Old people are funnier than they think!

Freda and Mildred are outside their retirement village home, having a drink and a cigarette, when it starts to rain. Freda pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

Mildred says, “What the hell is that, Freda?”
Freda answers, “It’s a condom, silly. It keeps my cigarette from getting wet.”
Mildred wants to know, “Where’d you get it?”
“I got it down at Lloyd’s pharmacy-you can get them from lots of places.” Freda said.

The next day, Mildred hobbled herself down to the local pharmacy. She announces to the clerk, “I need a couple dozen of them condom things.”

Totally shocked and embarrassed, the clerk looks at the 90 year old lady strangely and says, “What kind of condom do you prefer?”

Mildred said, “I don’t care, dear, as long as it fits on a Camel!”

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